"I grabbed her by the throat but I didn’t choke her. Just kissed her so deep she forgot whose air she was breathing."

Oh my god. (via bl-ossomed)

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'Coming out'
Daughter: Dad, I have been waiting for the right moment to tell you that I am a lesbian. It is very difficult for me to tell you something like this, so I hope you understand and don't get mad. *makes cute face*
Dad: It's okay honey. I love you.
Second daughter: I'm a lesbian too.
Dad: Jesus Christ! None of my kids likes boys?
Son: I do.

Different Types of Opals


Andamooka Rough Opal

Black Opal

Boulder Opal

Fossilized Opal

Ocean Opal

Raw Fire Opal

Tree Fossil with Opal Rings



My little tripod mollie


this show is a gift

(Source: milkaholics, via thatwasrad)



Well, I never thought I would see someone try to recreate what people wore in the concentration camps in WWII and why they would try to make it trendy is beyond me. This is absolutely disgusting. I am sick to my stomach. As a Jew, this is incredibly offensive. Who the hell would ever think this is cute and fashionable? I used to like Zara, but after this I am never shopping there again. Fuck Zara this is utterly disgusting.

But seriously did no one in the fucking company realize how offensive and sick this shit is? LIKE HAS NO ONE THERE EVER TAKEN A HISTORY CLASS?!


Me trying to listen to anyone speak about anything, ever

Possibly the most engrossing .gif ever.


i can’t stop laughing he’s like what no climb

(Source: vine-gif, via makinbaconpancakess)